Getting a Wingman

[Roxis]

Here I am sitting at home, not worried about women. Not thinking about how many tears I've cried during the last year over the most stupid shit. Not thinking about all the times I thought that death was the answer. Not the times where I questioned my sexuality. I'm thinking about someone who I can have as a fellow friend, to share this experience with.

What is a wingman? What makes a good one? What does he do? Can he be a loser like me? Can he be anyone or anything? Whats the answer. How do I get someone and introduce them to this underground community?

I'm chewing on some Trident Green Apple Fusion gum and all I can think about is having a wing. Is introducing someone to this community a smart idea? I fear the road ahead, I think of it as driving in the dark without lights on, maybe I'm just being a fluster fuck again? What do I know? Fuck it, I'm venting again. So many questions not enough answers. How do I get that guy, the one who I will introduce to this community without him thinking of me as a lesser man. Does he have to have girlfriend problems too. I've checked wingman rules but what does it take to get that guy to become your new friend and partner in crime in proving that I have something to offer this world other then another being a statistic. I feel like I'm trapped in a coffin.

I'd rather be stuck in a room with a stranger. A Axe murderer.

How do I get my wingman?

[Abower The Don]

Well....where do you live ?

[Highfiv3r]

Originally Posted by Rewok

You can NOT game effectively from your mindset. Not with all the tools we can give you.

Bang on. Seriously mate, you have a victim mentality. Women are not "THE ANSWER", they are a delightful past-time that you can fit in amongst your other hobbies. Buy some self-help books and get to a stage in your life when you think you are the dogs bollocks (i.e. great - for those not in England), then come back searching for a wingman. Nobody wants to wing for someone who's going to make them cry from the disdainful self-depreciation that you are unleashing upon the world. Sorry mate but you need some tough love.

Get some "life is fantastic" books or see a psychiatrist.

[Batfink]

As Mystery might say: "This is more than just picking up women; this is about building a life."

Having women in your life isn't the answer to all of your problems, but solving all of your problems is the key to having women in your life.

[pointman]

Man I think you are going insane by satying inside. as mystery says 'GET OUT OF THE HOUSE' you cant meet anyone by sitting at home.

Also, dont worry about wingmens right now do it urself

[RecoveringAFC]

Actually, I think it was Conan O' Brien mocking Mystery. Either way though.

Originally Posted by pointman

as mystery says 'GET OUT OF THE HOUSE'