Humorous Openers

[The Wild One]

Gym opener

Ok so your in the gym you can do this as a joke. While your working out you make eye contact with your hot babe, and then flex your bicep and pat it. It's like in a joking way and then she will smile at you being silly.

Then you approach and ask her to spot you on the bench and take a rediculously small weight and put it on the bar like five pounds or something. She'll think its funny, and then you have her isolated to dhv! This is typically how I open girls is I get them laughing because it's way better than any other type of opener it blows open sets when you get them laughing. All you have to do after that his hit the attractions switchs build some connection + kino and it's on.

[mr_magnum]

I just tried that one and it worked great.

[The Wild One]

Hey you have nice shoes.. - say it really enthusiastically overally enthusiastically like you don't give a f*ck

hb- thanks

Me- Are they new

hb - no

me - Ah you must stay indoors allot my shoes are run down I love to go running all the time. I can't stand running in gyms or around tracks looking at the back of some sweaty girls or guys head. Theirs so many more interesting things in the world you run upon in the open.

hb- at this point she opens you can

at this point I will throw in a joke of some kind get her really laughing then get her name roll off with another high point joke demonstrating a willingnes to walk coming back an re-engaging using her name as if I've known her for years having all the confidence in the world.

simple opener just remember to be enthusiastic intially

[DrummerBoy]

Originally Posted by blackknight316

These are the lines that I made up

Hi my name is Jesus/sanata claus

women always laugh and ask em for my real name

When I had to work at a bruegger's bagels (briefly- it sucked ) I never used my real name on my name tag. One was Jesus, the other Maynard and I switched'em up.

I even had a hot asian 9 with her bf ask me if how I pronounced Jesus (G-zus or Hey Zeus). I said the latter.

[Sincerelee]

When I go to restaurants that announce the name rather than have a pager, I always given them Donner or Piddy or Hitsmy.

"Donner Party for four!"

"Piddy Party for one!"

"Hitsmy Party for two!"

[The Wild One]

Enjoy this

Hey do you know if jehovah's witnesses celebrate halloween?

HB's: No/ Yes

Yeah I heard they didn't and I thought that was kinda funny because you think the one holiday where you go around and ring doorbells is something they would love.

[The Wild One]

Hey girls is it just me or do bouncers walk around like giant pigeons?

I usually point out a really big bouncer to get a laugh then stack forward. Make sure the bouncer isn't paying attention and is abnormally large like a steroid freak. After they laugh I immediately make fun of the hottest girl in the group and neg her then turn the joke on her.

[Hoch]

Originally Posted by The Wild One

Hey girls I'm curious have you ever spied on a guy you liked?..they respond...Why is it you think girls like to spy on guys and it seems socially acceptable but if a guy does it then it's not cool? ..they respond...O jeez I don't have much time but the reason I'm asking is because...dhv story that disqualifies while demonstrating pre-selection

joke..Omg you totally seem like a spy. Your probably a peeping tom, and would do anything to catch a peek. I'd better make sure you don't get my address you'd probably stalk me...If she goes no I wouldn't..jokingly reply liar with a smile

What do you mean, "dhv story that disqualifies while demonstrating pre-selection"?

[vitleysingur]

Originally Posted by The Wild One

Enjoy this

Hey do you know if jehovah's witnesses celebrate halloween?

HB's: No/ Yes

Yeah I heard they didn't and I thought that was kinda funny because you think the one holiday where you go around and ring doorbells is something they would love.

That's classic.

[vitleysingur]

Originally Posted by Hoch

What do you mean, "dhv story that disqualifies while demonstrating pre-selection"?

A dhv story that disqualifies while demonstrating pre-selection is a story with which you demonstrate higher value.

Pre-selection is one way of dhv-ing, by telling a story that involves an ex-girlfriend or you hanging around with women etc. Other ways to DHV would be to mention your friends and things like that.

Disqualifying is making the girl feel like you are not a possible suitor for her. Something like "you're not my type but..."