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01-22-2009, 08:05 PM
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Qualify to open
Now tell me I'm curious what do you do? ...Very simple opener basically I switch girls interview questions on themselves..It works.
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01-31-2009, 07:42 AM
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This is an opener that involves you and your wing. You basically figuare out a famous person the girl looks like then say something like the following.."Hey what's up Britney Spears! Hey Brett it's Britney Spears! Britney this is Brett, Brett this is Britney." The girls laugh and when I do it I introduce my buddy to the obstacle and go after the hottie.
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02-11-2009, 11:11 AM
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Elevator Opener
Me: Hey you better hope this thing makes it off the ground because I just ate 1,320 pounds of Chinese food. HB: laughs and starts talking to me - hooks immediately makes transitioning simple
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02-12-2009, 08:37 PM
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Italian looking girls
Me: I bet you eat more lasagna than Garfield. Hb: Why do you say that.. Me: I thought you were Italian.. Hb: O I am, or I'm ... Me: Cool I used to live in ....then I go into a dhv routine
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02-12-2009, 08:41 PM
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You must be blind bitch
Flash game take a picture infront of HB then take camra pull up the picture you've just taken then show it to your target. Me: Hey is this not the hottest guy you've ever seen. - said in a silly way with a big smirk like your playing a trick on her HB: OMG YES. - immediatly qualify (Well dang seems you just lucked up. What do you do?) - said extremely cocky jokingly HB: Nope - if she says this do the following.. Me: Damn you must be blind bitch where is your stick? How did you make it to the bar if you can't see? - said again jokingly
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02-13-2009, 09:13 AM
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Speaking of pictures, I had my camera with me. I opened an HB. We got to talking and she asked me if I were currently dating. I said "Yes, and I have a picture of her." Of course, she wanted to see her. "Problem is, I don't think it is going to work out. She's a real bitch."
She was upset at the b-word, but wanted to see the pic. . . . . . . . . .I pulled out my camera . . . . . . .  http://www.ugliestdogs.net/sitebuilder/images/ShowLetter_2_2-310x360.jpgand she started laughing so hard she was gasping for air.
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02-28-2009, 09:07 AM
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Alright check this out you go up to a girl in a bar you say hey did you know brad pitt just walked in the club?
hb: no way! Me: haha naw but since I got your attention I was curious..then you go into your opener works
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03-02-2009, 07:39 AM
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Hey girls I'm curious have you ever spied on a guy you liked?..they respond...Why is it you think girls like to spy on guys and it seems socially acceptable but if a guy does it then it's not cool? ..they respond...O jeez I don't have much time but the reason I'm asking is because...dhv story that disqualifies while demonstrating pre-selection
joke..Omg you totally seem like a spy. Your probably a peeping tom, and would do anything to catch a peek. I'd better make sure you don't get my address you'd probably stalk me...If she goes no I wouldn't..jokingly reply liar with a smile
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