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11-24-2008, 07:12 AM
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False Disqualifier Collection
This thread is designed to be the catch-all bin for false disqualifiers such as negs, etc. Post your soundbytes and one-liners here rather than creating a whole new thread for a single-sentence piece of material.
Note that even though negs and other false disqualifying lines are used throughout A1-C1, we're putting the thread here because it's usually best practice to disqualify yourself during or soon after the opener. Below is a small list of negs and false disqualifiers that I must have put on my computer years ago. Obviously, I take no credit for creating any of these. I'm just posting them as a sample. I'd post a source for where they came from, but they were just in a random text file...so there you go: Those shoes look really comfortable. I like that skirt. Those are really popular these days. I like that skirt. I just saw a girl wearing that a few minutes ago. Is that a wig? Oh...well it looks nice anyway. What do you call that hairstyle? The waffle?  Those are nice nails, are they real? oh, ...well, ...they're...still nice... You know what, I think your hair would look much better up/down. Aww.. nice teeth! Are they real? Aww.. nice hair!!! Is it real? [pull] Hey it moved! ... Wow.. You know what, I'm too drunk. I'm way too toxic for you. i'd just be a bad influence. Too bad I'm gay, or you'd so be my type. You know, it's too bad you're not my type, because you are very pretty. I can't date you It would never work out between us I can already tell, you and i are NOT going to get along You're fired You're too much of a nice girl for me You're a dancer? OMG I can't even talk to you I'm totally not boyfriend material. Hey, that guy over there looks PERFECT for you We're so broken up. I want my CD's back We're so broken up. You can keep the kids, but I'm taking the house and the car You're first impression sucked
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11-24-2008, 07:22 AM
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Thats a great thing you say about False Disqualifiers. Who taught you that?
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11-29-2008, 07:54 AM
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wow! you didnt just seriously say that, did you? bummer
chill, chill out, wait your turn oh geez, who am I hanging out with? man, was that goofey
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02-04-2009, 08:20 PM
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Most of them are Style´s or at least i heard them from him:
Lets take this slow, I dont wanna get hurt I have a confession to make ... I need to go to the bathroom Oh ! you are lossing points, if u get 7 u can have my number That is a very personal question (just joking) And your point is ? - Some of them need to be said SLOWLY, as she will get closer to listen and u become more "interesting". Have fun boys XXXX
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08-07-2009, 01:33 AM
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perfect neg
There are some great negs here. This is one i remembered from grade school and it is SO great. It's a great way to incorporate your opener into your neg. with whatever your talking about your opener with, you say
PUA: *says opener, asks for opinion or whatever HB10: says something PUA: (gives her / the group a quizzical look directed towards her) What? HB10: replies again PUA: what? HB10: replies again PUA : what? Let this go on for as long as it takes for her to understand she was just negged lol. This is so great because it flows smooth into the opener ________ Vapolution Vaporizer Portable Review Last edited by Flux; 03-27-2011 at 05:24 AM.
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09-04-2009, 05:05 AM
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When she says I have a boyfriend say "so do I. You didn't think I found you attractive? How arrogant." Later when you show interest and she calls you on being gay NEG her, " I never said that"
Another I have had lots of luck with is " My girlfriend thinks X, do all women think that way." Later if she calls you on it, say "no I said my ex-girlfriend. You don't listen well do you"
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