Reframe the statement above you

[Von_Halen]

Response: Stare back until she breaks first, with a small, warm smile on your face.

ST: (You invite her to hang out) I think i'll be able to find somethin better to do, thanks...

[L.A. Tripp]

Originally Posted by Von_Halen

ST: (You invite her to hang out) I think i'll be able to find somethin better to do, thanks...

Thank God! I was trying to be polite, you know the socially respectable thing to do (wink), but you released me from that obligation. Much appreciated. *pat her shoulder and move on*

ST: You have a circle on your finger. Are you married? (if your skin may be discolored where a wedding band may have been.

[Smooyth]

ST: You have a circle on your finger. Are you married? (if your skin may be discolored where a wedding band may have been.

RF: Wow, slow down, we only just met..

ST: (you and your friend are about 16/17 she is about 18/19) You guys are so young.

[diegomartinez6933]

We're actually in our 30's, we just age well.

Shit Test: (right after the opener) Why are you asking us this, what do you want??

[L.A. Tripp]

Originally Posted by diegomartinez6933

Shit Test: (right after the opener) Why are you asking us this, what do you want??

Well, the idea is we're out socializing, so I thought you might be cool new friends. I've been wrong before.

Shit test: Go back home to mommy.

[Conspirer]

ST: Go back to mommy.
R: White doves. Do you know how long it takes to train white doves, it's so much work, I really appreciate the magicians that take the time to train doves for their shows, it shows a real passion for their work, do you have something that you're that passionate about?
(this is one a friend of mine uses and it works amazingly)

ST: Me and my friends are going to x club, you can come along but you might not get in, why don't you think of something better for us to do.

[Von_Halen]

R: Ohhh... It's a lesbian club? Gotcha. Well, i'm actually a lesbian trapped in a Man's body, so we're all good. Let's hit it.

ST: (After i'd done a little mind reading thing) That's cool. What other things do you know? Show me something else


(She was an HB, and i knew this was a shit test as opposed to her actually being interested, and i didn't wanan be the dancing monkey so i just said "I know lots of things. some stuff, but mainly things...")

[Sincerelee]

Originally Posted by Von_Halen

ST: (After i'd done a little mind reading thing) That's cool. What other things do you know? Show me something else

PUA: Wait...where's your street organ?

HB: My what?

PUA: Are you telling me you're not an organ grinder?

HB What? No!

PUA: Well, if you aren't skilled at grinding organs, I'm not a dancing monkey. So anyways...(new thread)




ST: You're not gonna find the perfect woman.

[Von_Halen]

I'm sorry, i don't have a shit test to post, nor a response. but Sincerelee... THANK YOU. That was pure gold.

[L.A. Tripp]

Originally Posted by Sincerelee

ST: You're not gonna find the perfect woman.

No kidding, why do you think I'm talking to you? (Make SURE you playfully nudge her when you say that, with a smile)

or

Don't sell yourself so short honey. Let me get to know you first.

ST: Go guy us a drink.