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Old 01-11-2007, 12:51 PM
Limelight Limelight is offline
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Exclamation Reframe the statement above you

I think this is from the MM.com forum but it's a funny idea, so we could do it here as well:

I'll post a shit test and the next person will reframe it and post a new shit test.

Something like this:
Shit test: Do you think that woman over there is sexy?

Reframe:Why? Should I hook you up?

So lets try it.

Shit test: Buy me a drink!
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:11 PM
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shit-test response: come on...is that your best pickup line?
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:26 PM
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Matador, you broke the chain!

Shit Test: So.. you're here alone?
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:37 PM
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Quote:
Shit Test: So.. you're here alone?
What??? Are you trying to pull me home??? *shocked face*

or:

Yea, like Pinoccio...

shit test: "Let's just be friends"
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:40 PM
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Shit test response.

Me:I'm sorry?
you: So you're here alone?
Me: No, no, I heard you, i'm... just... sorry.

Shit test: Bro, your wife called, she wants to know when you're going to turn the heat back on?
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:43 PM
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Shit test response.

Me:I'm sorry?
you: So you're here alone?
Me: No, no, I heard you, i'm... just... sorry.

Shit test: Bro, your wife called, she wants to know when you're going to turn the heat back on?
Assuming that comes from a guy

reframe: Tell her right after I finished business with your wife...

Shit test: You're kinda weird.
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:47 PM
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Quote:
Shit test: You're kinda weird.
answer: "so what's it you like about weird guys?"
or
answer: "thanks, so anyway ... as I was saying... blabla

shittest: "You wanna go to my place?"
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:52 PM
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shittest: "You wanna go to my place?"
Answer : respekt (respect ali g style)

SHITTEST: I don't usually date short guys.
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Old 01-11-2007, 03:03 PM
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SHITTEST: I don't usually date short guys.
Answer: me neither.

Shittest: Will you buy me a drink now?
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Old 01-11-2007, 03:05 PM
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Quote:
Shittest: Will you buy me a drink now?
Answer: "you buy first round"
or the classic: "I don't buy girls drinks"

Shittest: "Let's just be friends"
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