Best Openers

[JonnyB]

I like situational openers too - but only funny ones. Simple, funny observations about something going on in close proximity. If you really have a few friends in a group and they're on board to backup an opinion opener, fine, but if I'm solo I leave the opinion openers alone.

See something funny and crack a joke as if you would have said it to yourself if nobody was around. If she laughs, you're golden.

[alwaysmelancholy]

This one only works if you have a handkerchief with you.

Walk over to her and ask, over your shoulder while you brink the cloth near her face, "hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[EZ E]

How much for a blowjob

perfect neg for hb10

[EZ E]

also, from another forum - Im a spy on a top secret mission, the CIA is trying to take my dick from me and I need some place to hide it

[gamefu]

Originally Posted by Decibel

Latest and greatest, the Crack opener. This works if you are a conservative softspoken man:
'I am so never doing crack again. Never...ever...EVER...again. HIGH FIVES!!'

Also, I have been experimenting with something I call Extreme Kino, wherein you begin heavy kino as your opener. Examples:
- Stinky pinky opener
- The bowling ball sequence
- Motorboating opener, and if obstacle is involved, dual induction motorboating
- Rivers of Silicon Valley (pour your drink down her chest)

These are all massively FTd. Just make sure you are in good with security before you try them out.

Hey what are these openers? stinky pinky,bowling ball sequence,motorboating sequence,rivers of silicon valley? where were they given? in which book?

[Jay-Eff]

The best way to open is "Hi" as Doctor D said. With a smile, of course. I think it's all in the delivery of your game. With a tight game an approach as simple as "Hi" should be enough. Working on the inner game will give you that solid confidence to not worry.

Jay-Eff

[Keebler]

These are the worst openers ever.

I do the "Hey is this place always so dead" opener especially if it's crowded if she says yes because it's dead then go with why do you come here then. Then start routine.

If she says what are you talking about this place is packed. Go with "Really I have been name some awsome ass place she either might have heard of or some place in another country" instant DHV and then start routine.

[Strength]

Based on my experience, the best opener ever is imitation opener. If you find somebody in a group thats all animated, and did some crazy movement. Just go in and say,'' Hi, I like what just did!'' Now, redo what they did, but exagerate their movement! It will create a huge laughter.

Field Test: Yesterday, I saw this pretty girl with her friend on the street, she's probably showing off some dance movement to her friends. I walked up to her, and say,'' I like what you just did'' and I imitated her. My target and 2 of her friends laughed. I didn't even need to lock-in, they locked me in and started sending me IOIs'' What's your name, hug, do you have a facebook...''

Conclusion: Sometimes, with a great imitation, you don't even need to DHV. Just cold approach, open(imitate), then A3.

However, such an opener will not be that great on the street, because the chance of you using are little. But in a party, strip club, concert, dancefloor... Approach people with a great imitation, and you'll be surprised with the results!

[hanus4]

That's right. 100%.

[The Casbah]

Originally Posted by Doctor D

"Hi!" Best opener ever.

I think saying hi is great. But do you not think it's a bit facetious to say it works as an opener in itself. I mean, if you simply say hi to a set, I think most will respond with a simple hi. You then have to say something else because they are not going to carry the interaction at that stage. If you don't say more than hi the set stalls and you get blown out. So your opener ends up being hi + a whole lot of other stuff. What do you think?