Okay I was able to find it and copy it pretty much verbatim:
Mystery's Digital Photo Routine - During rapport, Isolated on couch, shooting the shit, "I'm going to take a picture of you - cause this is a memory. It's really good to meet you. You know, you don't meet a lot of people you can feel close to in such a short time. Ok ready? 1, 2, 3... 4…. *take it when she is getting impatient with her eyes closed* then go in and zoom in on her so it looks terrible and say "Oh my god, look at THAT" and when she tells you to delete that, say "Are you kidding?? That's going on the internet!" then say "Ok how's this: this time we take another picture but this time I'll be in it - at least one of us will look good." Say "Come up close. Should we do this smiling, or serious? Oh hell, it's a digital camera, we can take millions of pictures. Let's do one serious. Ready?" *click* "Let's do one smiling." *click* "Alright. Let's do one more. Let's do one… sexy. Ready?" *look at her* "That's not sexy (IOD fashion). Okay, turn, look at me. Just turn your head a little bit, cause you're still going to look at the camera so they see your face - don't look directly at me. Just with your eyes (I'm confused here…) Now look real sexy… look into my eyes. That's a good girl." *put up camera* "Sexy… mmmmm" then go in for the kiss and take the picture. Then say "Alright let's check this out." You've got rapport and kino and you put her down just before already, so you can kiss her. Then you go back into the original picture that was ugly and zoomed in and say "Oh my god I actually kissed that! What a bad move Eric (your name)" and show it to her. "Okay I'm deleting that, you're right, you're absolutely right." Delete the picture. Go through the serious picture (say "Ok pretty good") then the happy one and say "You know what, we look good together" and if you hear her go "Mmmm yeah" you know you're IN and it's done. Then you switch to the one kissing and say "Wow... that looks good" and if she agrees you say "Come here…" and start making out with her.
You can do this with a wing and he can force it on you by saying "You guys look so good together. I'm going to take a picture of you two" and he'll do all three pictures. "Do one serious. Alright do one smiling. Alright do one... sexy. No no, get closer, get closer - okay kiss each other. Good." If she doesn't want to kiss, also, you can say "Wow… your last boyfriend must've loved THAT about you." "Kisses like a fish…" etc.
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