"Gay Opener" Need Help

[Sk1llz]

So for some reason I have been getting hit on by guys lately so I was trying to use this as an opener but I need help finishing it. If you have any advice plz post.

So far I have "Hey so lately guys keep trying to hit on me"
and I was goin to go with "So if you were a guy would you want to fuck me?"
but im not sure how that would work out I need to field test it

Please post any opinions you might have.

[synergypua]

I've used an opener similar to this before. Deliver with confidence, a smile and a little humility.

It goes like this;

S: "Hey, I was wondering if I could ask you something... do you think I look gay"
HB: usually either says "Yes" with a challenging look on her face or says no, doesn't matter, stack forward...
S: "Because I've just come out tonight and for the first time... I got hit on by a gay guy!"
HB: Usually Laughs.
S: "Do you think it's something to do with the way I look? I mean I am rocking this shirt right now but please..?"
HB: "Blah Blah Blah"

Sometimes I then go into a funny story about how I didn't know how to handle it so I ended up actually giving the guy my number.

The upshot of this is that you might also find out why gays are hitting on you dude!

Peace.

Synergy.

[Bravo]

Originally Posted by Sk1llz

So for some reason I have been getting hit on by guys lately so I was trying to use this as an opener but I need help finishing it. If you have any advice plz post.

So far I have "Hey so lately guys keep trying to hit on me"
and I was goin to go with "So if you were a guy would you want to fuck me?"
but im not sure how that would work out I need to field test it

Please post any opinions you might have.

why put out a gay vibe, when you can instead work on putting out a cool, manly, awesome, ladies man vibe?


you should post pics for advice, so you can fix what is causing this gay reaction