Untested - Dance / Yoga / Pilates Openers - Critique s'il vous plait!

[Sheng1]

Hello all,

As someone who wants to hit the ground running (and who has a renewed fire for the game), I've put together a few openers here which I'm hoping you guys can critique for me. Let me know what you think - are these ready for field testing?

1) Yoga vs. Pilates

Me: Hey guys, real quick, I'm trying to break a debate between my friend and his girlfriend, which one is harder Yoga or Pilates?

HB: Blablablabla

Me: My friend's girlfriend is trying to get him into yoga, but he's not having any of it - I'm telling him to do Pilates instead, it's clearly the more manly workout.

HB: Blablablabla

Wow, I didn't realise I'd get into a conversation with such an expert! (done slightly sarcastically)

2) Better Dancers

Me: Hey guys, I've gotta get back to my friend soon but...who do you think are the better dancers...guys or girls?

HB: Girls! / Guys! / blablablablablablabla

Me: Yeah it's been bugging me and my friend for ages. She reckons girls are better, and don't get me wrong - it's sexy when a girl can dance. But guys know how to make it look cool you know - girls are just dorky in comparison.

HB: Blablablablablablabla

Me: Hey, you know, it's okay if you're a dorky dancer, I'm not judging! (done with an 'innocent' look)

3) Dance Lovers (borrowed from International's opener found here: http://www.venusianarts.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=29611)

Hey guys, I can't stay long, but quick question - why is it that women love to dance and guys don't?

HB7: I don't know etc...

See that doesn't make sense - all my mates, guys and girls, love to dance...so it's crazy how most guys hate it.

HB9: BlaBlaBla

Yea, I mean it's clearly obvious that guys are the better dancers...

HB9: Whhaaaaat, etc etc etc.

I mean c'mon, all the big names are guys. You've got JT, Usher, Micky J…you can't deny the facts.

HB: WHAA etc etc etc

[boomer1204]

Those are funny as hell. I personally like to dance so these would work perfect for me. Thank you so much Im gonna steal these for tonights interactions. Thanks

Ill let you know how they go.