The Crayon Opener!

[Shimmer]

Okay this is just to funny so i have to post it somewhere! Last night I had a wing/ friend out with me who is still very beginner at game. He struggles a lot so he was going to bail last night. I stopped him and said pick the stupidest thing you can think of to say and i will use it to open every set in this place! Bastard picked this for me to say, "Do you think I could shove a crayon up my nose!" So needless to say, I wasn't going to pass up a fun challenge.. 42 sets all opened perfectly, 11 number closes and 3 offers to bounce to girls houses.. plus after he was watching this work perfectly I made him do it and he got a K-close and danced with the girl.. and I took his obstacle and got her number haha. Fuck me if that wasn't ridiculous, but it sure was a hell of a good time!
A crayon up my nose! Even i didn't think it was going to work that well! Body language and attitude! I followed up every opening with damn your bad I can't believe you are so naughty (3 sets or above).. or the best friends test on 2 sets

[Nels]

Incredible. It just goes to show that the words don't matter if you have the rest of your game down. Thanks for the laugh.

[Frost]

what is the "I can't believe you're so naughty" routine you used?

[Shimmer]

It's not really a routine.. Just when the girl says anything that sounds antagonistic.. in this example "yea I think you could shove it up your nose".. Just say wow I can't believe you would say that.. that is naughty girl.. (the line will work almost anywhere). The most fun we had was one girl said I have shoved a crayon up my nose.. Really I think she was just looking for a commonality I don't believe for a second she had done that. But it did lead to some serious teasing from me and my wing and IOI's followed soon after from her.

[gamestudent]

I agree with Nels. This makes me think that how you carry yourself is 95% of attraction. You could probably say "I fucked a goat" and it would work if your posture, dress, and vocal delivery project power and value. (p.s. Please don't try "I fucked a goat.")