False Time Constraint Collection
This thread is designed to be the catch-all bin for false time constraints. Post them here rather than creating a whole new thread for a single-sentence piece of material.
Below is a small list of false time constraints that I put on my computer years ago. I take no credit for creating any of these. I'm just posting them as a sample. I'd post a source for where they came from, but they were just in a random text file...so there you go:
we only have a minute, but
we can only stay for a minute because I have to rejoin my friends, but
quick question, but be quick because our friends are waiting for us,
we have to leave in a minute but
I canít stick around long, but
thisíll only take a minute,
You know what...if I didn't have to go right now...which I do...I would
I can only stay for a sec, I'm here with friends, but check this out
I've only got a minute, but I've got to tell you
I cant be long, my friends can't behave on their own, but
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